400th Post!

Nolan Out!

Prepare yourself... Tommorow is Timmy Tuesday!

Fall Classic!

So Fall Classic happened.
It was quite the weekend! But there's just so many different ways to look at it I suppose... So rather than make one long rant about every single angle, I'll just let you pick and choose!



Also, Sadly, this post does not work on Ipods.

Yay!!! fight number two!

Soooo last Friday we had another fundraiser. It was a good time! Everyone had fun and no one was hurt. Well badly anyway. hahaha

Is it Just Me or has Ben Turned Into Nathaniel?

So the farewells have been said as the Fall Classic ended...
It went amazingly well! The Speaker, Matt Reese was really good and did a very good job explaining things without sounding like a P.H.D. Theologian. The theme of the messages was "The Names of God" which at first I thought sounded like a Wednesday night bible study, but when we got into it, it was really good.

The Games were a little dry at first but ended strong with an all out Castle Attack game. We had to gather cardboard boxes from the middle and use them to build a giant fort. Then we were given water balloons to hurl at the other five teams forts. Unfortunatly ours failed even with Steve, Danny, And mines water balloon catching skills!

It was a great kickoff to the year and I caaaaaaaaaaaan't wait till SYC!

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Hey!
You all might remember me... I used to post here way back in the day. Of course, this was around the same time all of our Dad's were playing pong or perhaps when Rome was still the major power in Europe. So you may not remember this.

But! If you do remember me... Hi there Internet Person!! And for the record, that whole burning of Rome thing was totally not my fault.

Anywho, Things have been really hectic around my neck of the wood. Nolan's been giving me a new project exactly once every 18.4 minutes, and I need to balance that all out with the occasional trip to Laurentian as well.

And speaking of said: "place of higher learning"... It's weird. It was a massive shock for me to go from homeschool to highschool of course... But once I settled into the whole routine of Killing Mexicans and not Socializing, it wasn't all so bad. But this... This is all a horse of a different color! Now instead of LOTS of people to avoid... I have LOTS AND LOTS of people to avoid! Some of them are even Friendly!

Sheesh. Friendly people! You make being Anti Social so difficult.

On top of that, I need to put up with one Michael Wright for copious amounts of time. And I don't think I even need to begin to explain why thats a bad thing!

Well Internet Plebians, my time is once again at an end. Keep an eye out in the future for more info on the future of this blog!

Signed-
Everybody's Favorite Introvert.

Hi

You know whats awesome? Every time I write a new title for my next post I get a list of allllll the old titles I have used. It brings back some found memories :D Remember when Joel used to make GOOD videos? When Nolan.....wel Nolans always failed, but they were good for poking fun at. Then there was that time that mike made that epic Vlog with the Zombies in it. That was EPIC!






In other news I have another fundraiser fight tomorrow :s kinda nervous, but not as much as I was last time. The first time is always the worst. I'm even going to have a rematch with the same guy I fought last time. Of course I can't really say I'm coming for revenge, or that I am defending my victory from last time, since there was no actual winner. I am very much looking forward to it and he is a great sport so it should be a great time!

Also to all you people out there that might be wondering. NO the answer is NO! I am not coming to Fall Classic. Call me a scrooge or lazy or whatever you want, but unfortunately I need to eat, and to eat you need money. and to get money you need a job, and to get a job you you need to apply....I NEED TO APPLY!!! So yeah, plus I have a match tomorrow. :) Sorry guys I will miss Fall Classic very much......

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor!!

The best video ever! Sorry to be posting so many videos but this I couldn't resist!

Please delete this failure at life.

Nearing 400 posts!!

Remember when the Blog first began? remember how it somewhat resembled Poop? Yeah lets not think about that! Anyway, today I have come to the realization that there are few things in this world that I hate more than smokers breath! Its D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G!!!!! Like seriously! And the thing that makes it worse, is when you are partnered up with a heavy smoker and in close proximity to them for a few hours. I honestly don't see why anyone would think that smoking is cool. That's not the innocent little home schooled church boy talking either. Like nassssty stuff!!

Phew!

Anyway, that's my rant for the day!

How has yours been?

Mine has been pretty great, at least this morning was. I got to sleep in until 11:30 and WOW! I woke up at 8:00 and was like blegh! but then I remember I could sleep for another 3 1/2 hours! it made my day! :D

Sleeping in = AWESOME

See Nolan I post!!!


Don't worry I sense some sweet videos. And no I don't mean YouTube videos.

Well...I guess they will be on YouTube, but they will be mine :D

Lawyers!

• If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?

Who cares?

• A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor.

It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant.

His doctor gives him a choice of available brains. There's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the sum of $800 an ounce.

The outraged lawyer says, "This is a ripoff! How come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?"

The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"

• A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession.

The surgeon says: "Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that."

The architect says: "Hold on! In fact, God was the first architect when he created the world out of chaos in 7 days, and you can't go back any further than THAT!"

The lawyer puffs his cigar and says: "Gentlemen, Gentlemen...who do you think created the CHAOS??!!"

• "It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets."

• A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask.The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.

  "Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.

  "Sure; after the police leave," replied the lawyer.

• Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps his forehead.

  "Darn," he says. "I forgot to lock the office safe before we left."

  His partner replies " What are you worried about? We're both here."

Biting my Tongue.

Ow.

Anywho, a man walks into a bar.

Ow.

When I went on stage, my friend told me to break a leg.

Ow.

Painful gastrointestinal distress.

Ow.

Ow?

Ow!

Wow.

Shutting up.

Anywho, two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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So when I sat down to blog, I had no idea what I was going to blog about. I spent a few minutes on a useless point format tangent about pain and then decided to blog about my lack of blog ideas. No, not a lack of ideas about what to do to get this blog to make us famous and fantastically rich, a lack of ideas of what to post about. Perhaps the age old "Facebook is pagan". No. That's too age old. Maybe on how DARPA is developing mind control technology? Naaah. Too interesting. I know! Illustration!

I have recently discovered Concept Artists/Digital Illustrators. If only I could draw well. The level of realism that these people can acheive is astounding. It makes me want to throw my computer down a well and scream at the fact that I will probably never even be half as good. Yay.

The Wacom Cintiq. Now THAT is a shiny device. Picture an iPad expanded to 21x21. Now picture buttons on either side, and a scroll wheel on the left. Now make it a monitor, attatched to an artists computer. Give it a pen with extra buttons and pressure painting settings. There you have the Cintiq. Oh yeah. Make it $2,500. SCREW YOU, WACOM!

Tangent.

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BIG NEWS!

Okay are you guys ready to hear the Big News?
I mean it is really Big News!
Like elephants are big, but they aren't this BIG!
You know Jupiter, well, It's small compared to my Big News!

Okay I'll stop stalling and tell you!

THE WALLS IN MY BEDROOM ARE NO LONGER PURPLE! We have been doing some renovation in our basement due to water damage because the people who built our house are kinda dumb, please don't take offense builder people if you read this! We now have some weird beige colored walls, the can of paint says it's Eggshell Beige...

But what I don't get are that if you saw eggs the color of our walls they'd be rotten... Why must every color have such random names... Like Just call it "Beige" not "EGGSHELL BEIGE"... I think Crayon people have made it to hard on them selves trying to make names for the colors.

So besides ripping up my basement and other productive renovation type stuff I've still been doing nothing at all being board and watching movies or waiting for a good Conversation Via Text or Msn. So basically I have a lot of spare time. But that is all going to change next Tuesday because I got my high paying, respectable, and all other adjectives that'd make my job at A&W sound more exciting then it really is, Back! Isn't that Awesome! I know it is!



In other news as I have been reading the blog lately I have noticed a few things:

1. Joel is forgetting how to write anymore, since apparently he can almost only post videos!
2. Nathanael Seems to be getting better at posting, and is posting more often!
3. Mike is Non-existent, But this is okay because he is working an Awesome 2.0!
4. Ben is Ben and needs to make another post that is more then a picture!
5. And I'd smack talk myself, but I can't go crushing my ego!

Well that's all I got for today! Till next time! Drive Careful!

Nolan Out!

TIMMY TUESDAY

Antoine Dodson AWeSOME!!

Sorry to Double Post, but I HAD to share this!

You Only Wish Your Families Were Like This

Do you ever meet those families that seem so amazingly awesome? those parents who just try so hard to be super cool, most of the time succeeding by embarrassing their kids.

Or on the other hand, do you ever meet those families where everything is scheduled and their lives are run like a locomotive with long skirts?

There's lots of different types, but what would you say your family is like? Cool and Collected, Loud and Proud, or maybe Disfunctionally Insane?!

If you ever feel like your family is too much, just take a look at these photos, everything will be allllllllright...

Obviously Of Turkish Descent.

Meet the Awkwardsons.

I can almost smell the divorce coming!

Apparently the bussiness is good at Single Twin Bars.

Improv Everywhere!

So I give credit to Nathanael for finding these videos.
These guys named "Improve Everywhere" do really awesome stuff and the best part is that no one knows what is going on! HeHe! Just Watch if you don't understand!



These three remind me of Disney movies! Baha! They're like Uber Awesome!



One word in this one I apologize for. But the rest is to Awesome to not show!





Nolan Out!

Nazis??....zombies???!......NAZI ZOMBIES!!!! :D

Thats right the only thing better than zombies is NAZI ZOMBIES!!!

Weekend Fun!

Okay guys!

I have just found out that I'm VERY much in love.

Yes it has dawned on me on this wonderful Sunday.

Seems quaint that I fall in love on a Sunday.

Not sure why it's quaint, it just is!

Friends, Fellow Frogs and Foes, I am in love with none other then -DrumRoll- Starcraft!

Now I know it was only the 1st Starcraft and all but who cares. Oh! For the people out there that don't know what Starcraft is, GO THE HECK AND GET IT! I have also found out that I suck at Starcraft. If I were Korean I would probably win all the time, But hence I am not, so I lose all the time!

THIS JUST IN!

Mom and sisters just got home from camp and the 1st thing my 5 year old sister told me when she got home was the delightful story about how they ran over a Porcupine...


Dear Dr. Phil
Yes we do torture small animals! No we don't smoke! Oh, and before I forget Dr. Phil, if you see Jack black tell him I would like 6 Chicken Nuggets but to throw 2 away I'm trying watching my figure! I love you man!

Yes I know you don't understand that last paragraph but it is kinda a result of us soundboard prank calling people last night. We are going to post some videos of us doing it so you'll get a glimpse of what we do on Saturday nights!

Well that's all I got!

Nolan Out!