So I was going to take another jog today, but during my nap kristen called and was like "can I come over"... It's tuesday... She didn't even blog about this on kristens thoughts... LOL
There's like nothing to write about anymore, sorry blog readers. Today I learned how to properly wash your hands, yes. YOU are doing it wrong. I have a test on it on friday... YAY.
So... Here are some sexist jokes.
Q: Why did God make women?
A: You think he's gonna wash the dishes? Aw HECK Naw!
Q: How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?
A: When the old one expects you to "do your share"
Q: How long does it take for a man to make dinner?
A: As long as it takes for him to get out the belt!
You think men have it easy? You're dead wrong, they have to work up a sweat to keep taking out the belt and putting it back in again.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: trick question, feminists can't change anything!
Ok... So those were mean. LOOOL
So you guys are really uncreative with your book title-ing...
but i'll give you another shot.
"If I could deepfry..."
FINISH IT.
