Thursday, March 4, 2010

Dumicity

Today I am going to talk about "Dumicity"
  and most of you won't know what that word means since I made it up, So let me explain this word to you.

The Word Dumicity


Lets Break this Word down...

The Root of this word is dumb, and in some uses of the word dumb it can mean "stupid" or "stupider." And the suffix -acity is a complex noun suffix meaning “quality of” or “abounding in the characteristic of.” So the logical Definition of this word would be described as the following. "How dumb a person is, or how Dumacious a person is or can be."


Now that we know what Dumicity means, I will now show you a step by step process to figure out how Dumacious a person is.

Step 1: How tall are they?
1'0-4'0 gives you -4 Points
4'1-5'3 gives you 2 Points
5'4-6'3 gives you 4 Points
6'4- and Beyond gives you -1 Point

Step 2: Whats there Hair Color?
Brown gives you 4 Points
Blond gives you 5 Points
Red gives you 3 Points
Gray to White gives you 8 Points

Step 3: How many Letters In 1st Name?
1-3 gives you 1 Point
4-6 gives you 3 Points
6- and Beyond gives you 6 Points

Step 4: How Many Facebook friends?*
1-100 gives you 3 Points
101-400 gives you 5 Points
401-700 gives you 1 Point
701- and Beyond gives you -4 Points

Note* If the person doesn't have Facebook it is a Automatic -7 Points

The Higher your Dumicity ranking the better. The highest being 24 and the lowest being -7

Post how Dumacious you are below :D