WE HAVE FREE COOKIES AND DON'T REQUIRE YOU TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE!
*sigh*
They never listen.
Anyway, old poll is out, so here's the results:
What is your summer most similar to?
Freshly Sliced Cake
6 Votes (38%)
A Painfully Empty Wallet
3 Votes (19%)
Lauren Woods
2 Votes (13%)
An Exploding Tank
3 Votes (19%)
Chuck Norris
2 Votes (13%)
And in rapid succession, here is what we can learn from this intel:
- Lauren has a clone.
- We have a decent amount of broke readers. We would like to remind you that we prefer rich ones.
- 2 People had the NERVE to say that their summer was even CLOSE to being like Chuck Norris
- 3 people are either very confused about analogies, or are proficient in blowing up vehicles.
- The Cake is not a lie in the case of most peoples summer.
Thanks for joining us for another episode of "Poll Counting"! Join us next time to discover whether those Australians are going to get whats coming to 'em!