Greetings and salutations. I have taken a quick break from my days of vampire hunting to ponder the idea of a certain, shall we say, holiday? This "holiday" is of course none other than the supposed Canada Day... by which it baffles me that Canadians have the audacity to claim their own day. We Americans of course reserve the right to do this, after all, we are a special people. Canadians however, seem to be attempting to copy us; to imitate our social and or political decisions. Bah, nevertheless, to them it is a celebration, so we'll give them that. Pitiful really...somewhat embarrasing..for Canadians that is. I suppose differences aside, to whom it may concern, Happy Canada Day.
