Top Ten Reasons Why Being a California Girl Isn't so Hot

10. The Governor of the State is the Terminator

9. Seasonal Forest Fires

8. Impending Horrific Earthquakes

7. Studies Show California Will Eventually Fall Into the Ocean

6. 38 Year Old Snoop Dogg is Prowling the Golden Coasts After 24 Year Olds

5. Hundreds of Prisoners Are Being Released Because of Budget Constraints

4. Serious Gang Violence

3. Liberal Culture is Harbinger of the Apocalypse

2. Police Brutality

1. Pending War With Mexico