I am about to tell you about my adventure while walking home from work this afternoon!
I'll start by telling you about all the cool treasure I found!
- Hub Cap
- Garbage from A&W
- Chuck Norris' Wallet
- A shoe
- A Gofer, at least it used to be a Gofer
- A pair of pants
- Garbage from Wendy's
- A PAIR of shoes
- A 2D Squirrel
- Wings from the Gull of the Sea
- Empty Booze Cans\Bottles
- A guy on a bike
- rubber glove
- rubber boots
If I would have stopped to pick up all that stuff I could have sold it on ebay and made Millions!
Anyways as I was walking the last stretch of road before I got to my house I was texting, and I was texting some more... Then I looked up! And to my horror! I saw this giant mass of metal flying towards me!
HE WAS IN MY LANE, And I wasn't on the road, Thus saying he was also not on the road! But I stepped off the side and watched my death go flying by. But if I hadn't stepped to the side I would no longer have a life!
Well that is my adventure I hope you all enjoyed it!
Nolan Out!
