have actually met me face to face... So let me break this blogging silence with a brief article all about me.
My name is Dykut, I'm a Mage schooled in the arts of Arcane and Frost magic. I'm currently of the 80th level, and I am amazing.
From my youth, I have wandered around and continued the old Azerothian tradition of killing every animal or horde that happens to draw breath. I then scavenge their corpses to improve myself further.
(TRUE FACT: Wolves stomachs are a natural source of precious gems, armor, gold, and even weapons)
As you can see from the provided image, I am a proud member of Azeroth's most brilliant, cunning, and dashingly handsome race: I am a Gnome. And yes. I am BALD.
I started my travels in the Dwarven Province of Dun Morough, and traveled across all of the known world, spending a year training and journeying from place to place, progressing from one monster to the next. Impressing females of every race with my rugged Gnomish looks and natural Suave.
In Time, I approached the much anticipated 80th level... In fact, I was just 2 levels away. But disaster struck.A human priest by the name of Hone somehow befriended me. And I was TRIXED into helping her level from 19 all the way to 80... A feat that takes months at the least. I did, in fact, hit 80 soon enough, but it was a shallow victory, as I had no time to enjoy the privileges of it.
Eventually, I began to do things reserved for level 80s. I joined a large guild, and we are currently fighting our way through the beasts of Icecrown Citadel, on our way to killing the Lich King!
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Hang on, I'm being told that... I'm not really a Mage?
I'm not really Dykut?
But then how do I know all of this?
*sigh*
Apparently, my real name is Mike Daoust. And I live a ordinary life consisting of using the computer, staying at home, making small amounts of money from computer based projects, and going to highschool. I don't kill monsters. I cant teleport. I have no rugged good looks (Gnomish or otherwise), and I am more or less socially incompetent.
I do, however, randomly kill people and search their bodies for loot! IT WORKS! Try it some day!
