Hey y'all
This is Eddie Van Halen (not Joel) and I am writing my first blog ever!!! HOW EXCITING IS THAT!!! For all you couples out there, this how to impress the opposite gender. Or the same depending on your tastes.
How to Impress A Woman
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her,
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Respect her.
Honour her.
Cuddle her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewellery.
Give her flowers.
Kiss her.
Caress her.
Love her.
Stroke her.
Tease her.
Comfort her.
Protect her.
Hug her.
Spend money on her.
Buy things for her.
Care for her.
Stand by her.
Support her.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the Earth and back again for her.
How To Impress A Man
Show up.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.
