This is a post.
To make a post.
To appease the wrath of the Ool.
Hmmm...
The great Ool beast.
He is a vicious monster.
Capable of great and terrible things (mostly the latter).
He has many hats. Vicious hats.
He has many T-shirts. Vicious T-shirts.
He can invoke fear (but mostly some sort of pitious amusement).
Worst (or best) of all, he controls the Blog.
Far above (or below) the bloggers.
Is...
The Ool.