Okay I'm over that feeling!
Here comes Unserious me with a few rules to help you live life.
Some of these rules are Serious some are not... See if you can figure out wich ones are Serious and which ones aren't!
- Cardio!
- If at first you don't succeed your not Chuck Norris.
- When life doesn't go your way... Get used to it!
- Going with the flow only brings you to a place you don't want end up!
- When your trying to learn something new use Youtube.
- If you can't decide, pick Combo Number 1.
- Give emotional girls Mood Rings, So we will be tip off to when they are ticked off.
- Facebook makes you a legal stalker.
- Portal is not for the faint of heart.
- Indecision will not be Tolerated!
- NOM NOM NOM!
- It is easy to mess up sleeping patterns. Not so easy to set them straight again.
- When all else fails see rule 2.
- Church is for Cool People.
- Real Men ONLY wear pink if they can: Bench Press 260lbs. or Bicep Curl 70lbs.
- Those who stick out in a crowed are easily spotted.
- Fortune cookies are stupid liars.
- Cell phones are useless... Till you own one, then you'd be screwed with out it!
- Don't Double Vote!
- Why can't we be friends?
- Always Log out of Facebook or ELSE!
- Becoming a Blogger is not easy.
- Running a Blog is harder!
- Becoming ripped is 90% will Power 8% diet and 2% Gym.
- Violence was the Answer, is the Answer, and will be the Answer!
- Buying a T-Shirt Makes the Bloggers do cool things!
- Fat people ALWAYS know how to make AWESOME food!
- "Laughter is the best medicine" This statement I found is True!
- Music can turn a bad day into a good day.
- Does anyone really "Safely Remove" hardware?
Nolan Out!
