Yeah yeah... Welcome aboard and all that...

Ben has eaten his soup, GlaDOS has had her heart torn to pieces (with every piece thrown into a fire), Dan John has a head full of named hairs, and I just finished watching a rather verb-ful documentary.

That's right, we have a new blogger.

And so it seems I am now required by law to welcome Lauren Woods to the list of "Awesome People". Welcome aboard! and be sure to continue practicing your zombie survival skills on a daily basis (As is clearly explained in section 39 of the "How to continue being a blogger" handout.)

In other news: I am a demotivated cow.