But, for once, the verdict is inconclusive! After a massive, record-breaking 34 votes, here are the results:
Batman
12 Votes (35%)
Abraham Lincoln
2 Votes (6%)
Eric Idle
0 Votes (0%)
Nate Elliot
Shigeru Miyamoto
1 Vote (3%)
Sparky The Fire Safety Dog.
4 Votes (12%)
Hitler
3 Votes (9%)
And as always, here's the facts we can gather from these results:
- Nate Elliot is a morally decrypt and Smelly fool
- Abraham Lincoln isn't as popular as he used to be. Better luck next election Abe.
- Eric Idle has become the first poll option not to receive any votes! Which is strange.
- Nathaniel or Keegan aspires to be a Japanese game designer who loves puppets.
- More people want to be like Hitler than Abe! THIS IS WRONG
- Sparky The Fire Safety Dog is quite the rolemodel!
- And finally, Nate Elliot is generally pathetic.
- Also, Batman is better. In every way. And the votes never came close.
Yeah, maybe I tinkered with Nate's count a bit... *sigh* BUT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT! NOT AT ALL!
Batman is an emblem of Awesome, a Proponent of Justice, a Symbol of all things bad guys should fear...
And Nate? He aint nothing but a scrawny kid with a strange sense in clothing.
So what gives! This demands a round 2!
And so, let me present to you all the first poll with only 2 options:
