News in point form!

Here is a list of totally true things that have occurred:

1. I got invited to live with a Rocket Scientist for 4 years
2. I have a beard and goatee which looks quite awful. And I love it!
3. I'm FINALLY getting paid for my SQL work! Possibly over $1200
4. I'm getting paid for helping with that website, this is $150
5. I hired an Artist for project Moonlaser
6. I gained 13 points in being obnoxious, and 4 in Mexican killing
7. I have made definite plans to rob a bank.

What have you done recently, everpresent lurking observer?